because burning man is approaching
I have a bunch of friends about to leave for Burning Man so I’ll leave them with…
Five things I’ll be doing while you’re at Burning Man:
- carefully stewarding my pallor
- repeatedly watching Law & Order: Special Victims Unit on the TiVo
- defecating indoors—copiously, often, and without queueing
- not tongue-kissing a sweaty Java programmer in clown makeup named “Shantiâ€
- wearing clothes—lots and lots of square, capitalist, heinous-body-covering clothes
August 30th, 2006 at 10:45 am
I would accuse you of furnishing too much information, but I’m laughing too hard!