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because burning man is approaching

Filed under: — adrian @ 2:38 pm

I have a bunch of friends about to leave for Burning Man so I’ll leave them with…

Five things I’ll be doing while you’re at Burning Man:

  1. carefully stewarding my pallor
  2. repeatedly watching Law & Order: Special Victims Unit on the TiVo
  3. defecating indoors—copiously, often, and without queueing
  4. not tongue-kissing a sweaty Java programmer in clown makeup named “Shanti”
  5. wearing clothes—lots and lots of square, capitalist, heinous-body-covering clothes

One Response to “because burning man is approaching”

  1. libs Says:

    I would accuse you of furnishing too much information, but I’m laughing too hard!

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