you appear to be talking crazy
Fact #4: The Pirates’ front office actually knows what it’s doing.
No. Really. And trust me, that was a hard sentence for me to write. The Microsoft Word paper-clip guy even popped up and said, “You appear to be talking crazy. Need me to contact the psychiatric hospital?”
There are some other funny lines and there are even some insightful lines in this Page 2 article about the Pirates.