I think I’m funny at least
The family, at dinner.
Brother: I got a few movies from Netflix and we could watch one tonight. I got Melinda and Melinda—from Woody Allen—Before Sunset, To Be and to Have[1], and a Hitchcock movie: Two Men on a Train [sic]. [explains some of the plot of Strangers on a Train for a couple minutes.]
Dad: So which Hitchcock is that?
Me: Alfred. [laughs for eight minutes]
[1] This is one of the best films I’ve seen in the last five years. A really really good documentary.