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my stand up routine.

Filed under: — adrian @ 10:06 am

So I’m thinking of becoming a stand up comic. Here’s part of my routine.

so. have you noticed how “hola” looks like “holla“? I like imagining mexicans saying “holla!!””
[with mexican accent]: “hollaaaaa, seniorita!!!”

have you noticed that outside calipers aren’t like vernier calipers at all and yet they’re both called calipers? What’s the deal with that???

so there are all these apples product that have names that sort of make sense: iphone, imac, etc, but what the crap is ipod supposed to mean? it’s my ‘pod’? it doesn’t look like a pod at all!

This all comes out of a coversation with my friend, Andy. I’ve included the full conversation below because I think it’s funny.


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