This was when I was dating Liz*. She visited Pittsburgh for a couple days after Christmas. One night she, some friends and I went to this guy Jon’s house to hang out. He had us take off our shoes in the hallway.
Afterward Liz and I are putting on our shoes and she touched me on the shoulder. I was thinking:
Are you tapping me because you want to bring my attention to something? Or are you just touching me?
But what came out, right as Jon and various friends round the corner is:
WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING ME?!
It was really loud. As I say, I’ve always been really smooth with the ladies.
* If you’re curious, I asked and Liz is fine with me posting this.