This is a paraphrase of something that happened to my dad in the last few days. I laughed a lot when he told me this story.
He was at their golf club hitting some balls on the driving range and he took a break to get some water. Another member came up to get some water. My dad introduced himself.
Other member: “I’m Marty Schottenheimer*. Nice to meet you.”
Dad: “And what do you do, Marty?”
Marty: “I was in football.”
Dad: “What did you do in football?”
Marty: “I was the head coach of the Redskins, Browns, Chiefs and Chargers.”