wikipedia is so weird.
I understand writing stupid things in wikipedia, but sometimes people write really, really odd things. For example, someone ammended hair:
Sometimes the hair can become transparent. I don’t know how this happens but it just does. Beware of transparent hair, and if it does happen to you quickly use your own urine as shampoo.
Of course, it has since been editted out.
(Thanks to Jesse for this. I can’t link to him anymore because he abandoned his blog.)